Supreme Court upholds President Uhuru's win in repeat election.

- The Supreme Court has ruled Uhuru Kenyatta was rightfully elected as president in repeat election
- The court has dismissed three petitions seeking to nullify the October 26 election
- The court had annulled Uhuru's win in the August 8 election and ordered for a fresh election

The Supreme Court has upheld the victory of President Uhuru Kenyatta in the repeat election conducted on Thursday, October 26. Chief Justice David Maraga said the Supreme Court judges unanimously dismissed the three petitions filed to challenge Uhuru's win. The judges said the petitions were not merited.

Delivering the ruling that took less than 10 minutes, the Chief Justice said the three petitions as filed did not convince the court to nullify, for a second time, Uhuru's win.The court ruled that the repeat election was legitimate and Uhuru was validly elected.Maraga said the judges could not write the full judgement as they had only two days to make a determination.

Pastor left dumbfounded after mganga demands pay for love potion taken by wife

Your one-stop gossip shop has over the years witnessed happenings some of which border on the bizarre.

Recently, a local mchungaji (pastor) was moistening his throat after a lengthy battle with the devil from the pulpit.

The shouting had made his loud voice hoarse, so he ordered for a concoction to mend his distended vocal cords and balance the PH in his mouth.

I gave him a cup spiked with cinnamon, chamomile and ginger. He knocked back two cups in quick succession, and began testing his vocal cord as he nodded his head as if to confirm the effectiveness of the remedy.However, unbeknown to him, a self-proclaimed witchdoctor was out searching for him over an outstanding debt his wife owed him.

The witchdoctor is only known as Madevu, perhaps because of his long and scraggly beard. A naughty patron with a twisted sense of humour at the cafe joked that Madevu must have been a relative of the late Jonas Savimbi.Unknown to most of us, Madevu and the servant of the lord were enemies by default.

Dark spirits

The two served masters who have been at loggerheads since the beginning of time. Madevu was a medicine man who insisted on being addressed as a witchdoctor and derived his powers from dark spirits, whereas Mchungaji’s job was guiding the masses towards the light.

The two had never spoken a word to each other. Locals were satisfied that though there was no love lost, harmony was observed at all times.

Madevu, who had been searching for the pastor all day long, eventually stumbled upon him at Kahawa Tungu, where he was relaxing and sipping coffee, after fixing his throat.

Interestingly, Madevu had tagged along a bunch of hecklers who did not want to miss the action when the fireworks began to fly. They soon filled up the place and orders were streaming in left, right and centre.The two adversaries sized up each other before Madevu approached the table where the pastor was sitting, and politely requested to see him outside to ‘discuss business’.

Now, the man had heard of sinners who wanted to repent but never a self-confessed enemy of the Lord ordering a servant of the Lord around.

Summoning lightning

“Get behind me, thou Satan!” he declared in a loud voice. “The only business we can discuss will be me banishing you to purgatory,” the pastor informed Madevu in a way that was meant to embarrass him.

Madevu, with bloodshot eyes, lifted a bony finger from beneath the sleeves and shook it towards heaven, as if summoning lightning or some other unseen power.

 The entire place fell silent. In a very cool voice he announced, “The fee! I have come to collect the fee. It must be paid!” he roared to the servant of the Lord.

“I don’t hire your type so how can you collect a fee from me?” the pastor asked derisively.

“Maybe you don’t, but your wife does. I am the force behind your ‘happy’ marriage and for that I must get paid my dues.“I have been supplying your wife with love potions and consultancy services that hold your marriage together! But she has reneged on our payment agreement,” the witchdoctor hissed.

That is when the truth dawned on the pastor that his wife had been consulting a witchdoctor to keep their marriage intact.

The pastor was shocked. Surprisingly, the pastor declared his wife divorced, yes, right there and then, for associating with the enemy.

“That woman must go!” the pastor swore, as he unceremoniously left the cafe with egg all over his face. The man of God had to pay up to avoid further embarrassment, leaving patrons in stitches.

Women cheat a lot, but their reasons are more emotional than physical

Both men and women cheat on their partners. However, it’s been said that women cheat differently. For men, cheating is all about opportunity. If a man comes across a woman he is sexually attracted to and the said woman is willing to have sex with him, if the risk of getting caught is minimal, the man will most likely sleep with her.

A woman usually has more opportunities to cheat, but her motivations for actually going ahead and cheating on her significant other runs much deeper. Most men think that women aren’t capable of cheating because most women aren’t very interested in sex to start with. If she were not that interested in sex at home, why would she go looking for it elsewhere, right?

Wrong! Like I said, women do cheat but their reasons are usually more emotional than physical. Here are four instances that may make a woman unfaithful: Women need to feel a connection with their husbands and they also like to feel taken care of. Sometimes men get so caught up in the demands of life that they forget to make time for their wives.A woman who isn’t getting enough attention from her husband starts to feel as if she is not enough of a priority for him as her man rarely thinks about her. If she meets a man who gives her the attention she is craving, she may end up cheating on her husband.

 She doesn’t get intimacy from her partner

Intimacy is very different for men and women. While men feel emotional intimacy through sex only, women feel intimacy with their partners through non-sexual emotional interaction like heart to heart conversations, making out, cuddling, holding hands and spending quality time with them.

A lot of men rarely put this into consideration. A woman who isn’t getting the intimacy she craves for from her partner may start looking for it outside the relationship.

 She is bored or lonely

Housewives with no children or whose children are grown and left the nest are more prone to cheating than career women and stay-at-home moms, especially if the husband works long hours or their jobs require them to be away from home for extended periods of time. The woman finds herself alone for long periods of time and may get bored and lonely and hence seek out affairs to fill in the void in her life.

Comedian Eric Omondi Begs Italian Girlfriend To Come Back

Comedian Eric Omondi has been a headliner in most blogs in recent weeks,however his latest reason has left his fans in stitches when he said that he will soon be camping at the Jomo Kenyatta International Airport thrice a week until his Italian girlfriend fly back to Nairobi.
Eric Shared the post through his Instagram page where he said how much he missed his girlfriend and was willing to camp at the airport for at least three days a week, that is on Monday,Wednesday and Friday till she comes back.He also asked his friends to tag his girlfriend so that she could get the message more faster.

“My heart beat❤️ My Love❤️ My Queen👑 My Angel. I withdraw every petition that may make you unhappy. I will peacefully pitch camp at the Jomo Kenyatta International Airport every Monday, Wednesday and Friday until you come back… Please tag her for me…”

Eric fiance who goes by the name Miss Chantal Grazoili is said to have left the country for a vacation and is currently at her parents home in Italy.

Kenyans React To MaendeleoYa Wanawake Chairperson Domestic Violence Remarks

Maendeleo ya wanawake chairperson Rahab Mwikali has said that the ladies who  are abused domestically deserve it.She said that the men have not changed but the women have . She said that there is no trust in marriage institution.
Rahab Mwikali that women empowerment has limits and women should differentiate the roles of women at different levels.

She however reiterated that Maendeleo ya Wanawake to assist those women who are seriously aggrieved to seek legal redress from organizations such as FIDA Kenya.
The national chairperson however said that men have not changed and they can be likened to the ten commandments of the bible and that young women should exercise patience in marriage.
Kenyans on twitter were quick to react to the sentiments especially the feminist who said that she should be championing for the rights of women.