GAME OVER FOR UHURU AS CHEBUKATI PICKS ‘ODHIAMBO FIRM’ AND OTHERS TO PRINT PRESIDENTIAL BALLOTS

The Independent Electoral and Boundaries Commission (IEBC) is now preparing for the worst with regard to Thursday’s ruling over the printing of the Presidential ballot papers. The commission is already looking for a new company to replace Al Ghurair in the printing of the Presidential ballot papers in case the appeal does not succeed. Sources at the IEBC confirmed that officials had identified five firms that could do the work of printing Presidential ballots. The companies under consideration include two United Security Kingdom Security printing experts, Tall Security and GI Solutions. South African firm Pearl Media, which is linked to NASA flag bearer, Raila Odinga, is also listed and Unprint and Reforms. The IEBC has already secured Treasury Approval to undertake specialized tendering which eliminates cumbersome procurement procedures.

INSIGHTFUL PIECE: THE FIVE MAJOR REASONS WHY KISII MEN WERE RANKED THE BEST MARRIAGE PARTNERS OF ALL THE KENYAN TRIBES! YES, THEY MAKE THE BEST HUSBANDS CHECK THIS OUT

Kisii men are not famous for their romantic skills. An overstated furious temper? Somehow. A certain trait of stinginess? Only those from South Mugirango. Overly jealousy and possessive?

We will see shortly. For all their flaws, real and perceived, Kisii men have certain traits and abilities that should naturally endear them to all women predisposed to marriage. And good enough, these traits are so ingrained in their DNA, only a few Kisii men tend to veer off the set communal tangent. And this is why.

For starters, the most cherished possession of a Kisii man is a house. In Kisii, more than anywhere else in the world, a mans worth is measured by the house he has built. And the family he raises in it. It is a matter of life and death.

Presently, every man, be he a matatu conductor or a thieving government executive, can only build a permanent house. No any other community in this mediocre world puts a higher premium on home-ownership than the Abagusii. I suppose any woman wants this kind of security.

Kisii men believe in the family institution to the point of fundamentalism. It is a typical Bantu ethic, more reinforced among the Abagusii. I bet, few Kisii men die as bachelors compared to men in other communities. Secondly, the ambition of Kisii men is unmatched in the country.

In Kenya, a tribes ambition is indirectly proportional to the available land: the less the land, the more the ambition. The land situation in Kisii is so grave that they cannot find a place to sink a grave, much less a pit latrine.

That should explain our invasion of Nairobis matatu sector. Recently, a friend told me that Kisii men dominate the rackets that bootleg electricity, water and satellite TV in the citys slums. Now, the illegality of that notwithstanding, the entire Kenyan enterprise is a racket, it shows how ambitious we are. I know women treasure ambition, that makes Mogaka and Momanyi ideal husbands for you. Thirdly, a Kisii man will protect you.

Our temper is venomous and we can be overprotective. This stems from the medieval times, soon as we settled in the Kisii highlands having arrived from Gabon. We soon learned that we were surrounded by hostile and war-prone Nilotic neighbours -the Luos, Maasais and Kalenjins. Things have changed and we enjoy a cordial neighbourliness, save for around the election period.

We grew up ready to defend our women and children. That is why we are so quick with fists and occasionallywith machetes. You cannot touch a Kisii mans mother, wife or children. That is like courting death.

Fourth, ironically, some women find us to be overly possessive, jealously and childishly insecure. See what love can do? Women should find this flattering. A man is only jealous and possessive because of love.

Dear women, the day a man stops being jealous or possessive is the day you should pack and leave. When we love women, we love them for good and can at times personalise them to a point of suffocation.

But it is a small price a woman should pay for the love a man showers her with. In some circumstances, they can be weird, but that is limited to Kisii who come from Nyamira, which frankly is not part of Kisii.

Fifth, in Kisii culture, children belong to the man. That means no man would want to see his child suffering out there. I know there are certain deadbeat and irresponsible men, but they are few and far between.

Generally, Kisii men are futuristic and want the best for their children and will stop at nothing to ensure the best for them. We also value education, the reason we have been ranked as the most literate tribe in Kenya. So, there you have it. Try your luck, woman.

There will be no postponement of polls – Uhuru assures Kenyans

Jubilee front man President Uhuru Kenyatta has accused opposition of plotting for a coalition government in August - According to Uhuru, NASA are far from prepared for the polls - He also assured that the August polls will go on as scheduled President Uhuru Kenyatta has called out opposition yet again for what he termed as a ploy to delay the August polls. Uhuru, who has been on a campaign trail in the coastal region, was speaking in Ukunda, Mombasa County, where he assured that the elections would still be held on August 8. He further alleged that Raila and his NASA brigade were preparing for a coalition government – something he reiterated would not happen.

“Nyinyi munataka serikali ya Nusu Mkate? (Do you want a coalition government?)” He posed to residents. His sentiments have come at the back of a similar assurance by the IEBC that elections would take place as scheduled.

On Tuesday, July 18, ballot papers for five elective posts excluding the Presidential position arrived in the country. Despite this fact, Jubilee, through the President insisted their opponents were ill-prepared. “NASA are not ready for elections, and I said that since last year. They are saying there will be no election in August because of no electronic transmission of results,” He added. On the same day, Raila held a rally in Kibra, Nairobi , where he accused the Uhuru's acting Interior CS Fred Matiangi of working closely with the electoral agency IEBC to compromise the polls to Jubilee's favor

ANGRY WIFE CUTS OFF HER HUSBANDS M@NH00D AFTER BUSTING HIM CHEATING ON HER (WARNING, GRAPHIC PHOTOS)

According to this story shared on Imgur, a Chinese woman caught her husband ch3ating with another woman, and before he slept on the night of the incident, she put sleeping pills in his food and when he dozed off, she took a knife and cut off his pr!v@te p@rts.

The man woke up from the immense pain and called police after realizing what had happened to him.
The woman is currently in court on assault charges. See the g0ry photos here, here and
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Men here are 8 Signs To Know If A Woman has a big pu$$y even without entering her….

1. She tries to impress you physically by dressing better
Note also the style of her dress and hair. If you realize that a woman tries hard to impress you with their dresses, hairstyle, accessories, and her physical attractions, it is likely she wants to get your attention. Not just dresses, you can also observe on the use of make-up as well as the length of time she needs to prepare herself before meeting you.

If you are aware of this fact, do not miss the opportunity to compliment her looks. Give compliment to her dresses, her make-up, or her new hair style. Make her feels that her effort to impress you is paid-off. This kind of behavior

2. She asks a lot of questions about your life
If a woman is attracted to you, then she would likely ask a lot of questions. Those questions ranging from small things such as your hobbies and favorite activities, to bigger matters such as your future plan. She would also demand further explanation if she feels that your answers do not satisfy her curiosity.
When you realize that a woman is attracted to you and starts to ask a lot of questions, try to give an answer that could impress her. However, it is important to keep in your mind that you should always be honest with your answers. Don’t lie just to impress her, as it has bad impact in the long run.

3. Exhibiting childish behavior in front of you
In some cases, there are some women who actually act childish when they are in love. They will not hesitate to raise their tune of their voice, scream, jump around, or giggle loudly to draw your attention. Note also their speaking style, which at first glance would sound warmer just like a small child.
If she shows this spoiled, childish attitude, the woman actually expects a proper response from you. Approached her, and take the role as her brother. Took her hand when crossing the street, rub her head, and show that you are ready to protect her.

She Presents You Gifts
Giving a gift shows that a woman considers you as someone special. In any of her gifts to you, -whether it is birthday gifts, Valentine gifts, or simply a souvenir from her trip- there is affection and intimacy from her. But make no mistake, not all gifts that are given by a woman signifies that she is in love with you.
5. She takes the initiative to start a conversation
Usually under a normal conditions, men is the one who takes the initiative in a conversation. They do it by asking numerous polite questions and raised a particular topic as the theme of conversation. If you suddenly feel that she is more “aggressive” than usual in a conversation, it is possible that she develops an interest towards you.
A woman who is in love would continue to spend a lot of time talking to you. They want to be in the conversation as long as possible. Therefore, when the conversation stops, she will try to find a new topic so that both of you can continue talking.
6. She shows some interest toward you hobby and favorite activities
You might encounter a situation when suddenly a woman starts to listen to the songs that you like or ask a lot of questions about your hobbies. She also asks you to be involved in your favorite activities and happily shows enthusiasm towards them. Be cautious boys, this might be a sign that she is in love with you.
If a woman suddenly shows interest in the game that you play, your favorite TV shows, or activity that you usually do, it is likely that she wants to spend some time with you. It also a sign that she wants to be involved in your life and want to know you more personally by doing those activities.
7. She looks happy when she is with you
A woman would show a bright facial expression when she is with her loved ones. Just try to observe her eyes, smile, and her gestures. If she looks more cheerful and her eyes shine brighter it is likely a sign that she enjoys to be at your side. Note also if she talks and laughs a lot, it can be a significant sign that she loves you.
When she is sad or depressed, try to approach and cheer her. If you notice that her expression suddenly becomes brighter, it is likely that you are the man who is expected by her.
8. She suddenly becomes unusually shy
This sign is a common physical reaction when a woman is in love. Suddenly, she will become more timid when it comes to interacting with you. Note also, her cheeks flushed when you happen to make eye contact with her. To ensure this sign, talk to her in a face-to-face conversation. If she looks more nervous than usual, it is likely that she is in love with you.